Funny boat names

Well, We had some work boats.
Floater was one name. What a fine running pos.
I can not type here the other work boat names.

On the radio, they were MS 1, MS 2 and so on.
One of the Ortega bridge operators knew the real name of MS 4 and would say its name on the radio, Floater Boat.

I was accused of being a pirate, Yes,,, I am Captain Crapitan and my crew of crappers.

But in the end, we are all happy to be crappy.

There is a real boat from Ortega that comms with the bridges,,
No Stuff,,
"TITAN URANUS"

Come to find this is a real ships name based on historical stuff.
It takes a real swamp redneck to find humor in this.