Sadly stupid, but very funny!
I respect your choice. I would choose a pain free life over money, any day! However I've lived with pain most of my life. I would gladly be...
I'll second Liam's motion on Cummins reliability, although I'm not sure if they are bullet proof. I never tried shooting one. ;)
For a $900k payday, I'll fall off a ladder everyday! At what point do we stop abusing the system and take responsibility for our own actions? Ditto.