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Whoops!! Years of Boating Blunders!

Discussion in 'Popular Yacht Topics' started by CaptEvan, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. CaptEvan

    CaptEvan Senior Member

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    Thought it might be fun to post a picture and add what we would presume the skipper said at the moment of truth.

    "Honey, will you check the chart and tell me if marker #16 was floating or fixed?" :eek:

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  2. YachtForum

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    The captain's waking comment... "I slept like a rock last night"

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  3. V65

    V65 Senior Member

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    Temporary Insanity II, that must've hurt, wonder if the same incident happend to the first Temporary Insanity... And is there a Temporary Insanity III in the works...:D
  4. Neil Rooney

    Neil Rooney Senior Member

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    "No Fear" a Cigarette on Pelican Reef Sint Maarten....2000.

    "Yup, no fear at all I did park it here!"

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  5. CaptEvan

    CaptEvan Senior Member

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    "Honey, the Campers are stopping by for cocktails. Oh my .... they're here!" :p

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  6. Innomare

    Innomare Senior Member

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    "New company debuts its yacht transport service" :cool:

    PS, no, this is not photoshopped!

    Bruno

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  7. MedRascal

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    Looks like the 163' Benetti "Golden Cell"...? When/where was that?
  8. GrahamF

    GrahamF Senior Member

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    Here are some photos from Mallorca.
    The last 2 are from the sail boat John Player and the others are from Picante. If i can remember correctly this happened in 2003 after a heavy storm.

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  9. AMG

    AMG YF Moderator

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    Yes, Mallorca is where it happened...

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  10. Roys Luciano

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    Hope this pictures is not to big could not resize it, but these yachts have some damages as you can see,

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  11. Surf Cruise

    Surf Cruise New Member

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    This is an oldie but a goodie.

    Do you suppose he was going a little fast?

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  12. Leveller

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    New on NCL: Cargo deck, children's playland and free climbing in one.

    Also new: Feel the waves running over you, and have a coffee in our new seawater lounge over five decks

    Leveller

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  13. CaptainSilva

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    That can't be real!
  14. Leveller

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    Capt:"Do you remember the height of the bridge?"
    Mate:"It will fit..."

    Leveller

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  17. CaptEvan

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    "I can't believe we got this camp site to ourselves!"

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    Sorry, had to play with this one.
  18. Leveller

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    On the bumper of the car stands: "If you can read this, I`ve lost my trailer"

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    From what I understand, the driver of the boat did not own it, was drunk, and had kids on the boat. He is rumored on St. Maarten to be a former drug runner, who rolled on his "esteemed colleagues" and was relocated to SXM under witness protection.

    nas
  20. CTdave

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    Ok, back to the fun & games. I'll go out on a limb and poke fun at myself. Though I wasn't at the wheel, I was right next to it on a north bound ICW trip. Naturally, the wind was howling and their was a moon tide. The whole area was (slightly) covered with water at the time but we were dead center of the channel. I saw a stream coming out from the bank on our port side & told my friend to come slightly over to stbd. Just then......Whammo:eek: That is one hell of a scary feeling! You can see the TowboatUS guy just as ashamed because moments after coming along side, he too was stuck. By the time we got out of there, their were two other stuck sport fishers next to him and several more cruisers waiting about a 1/4 mile away.

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