Boat Jokes...

In Hawaii, do they laugh loudly, or is it just "a low ha".

This…

A Baptist Minister, a Catholic Priest, and a Jewish Rabbi meet every Wednesday for lunch.
Today the subject of how to handle the offering money came up…
The Baptist said, “I take all the offering money, draw a circle on the ground, say a prayer and throw it all up towards the sky. Whatever money falls inside the circle I keep, the rest goes to God’s ministry.”
The priest says “ I too draw a circle, say a prayer, throw the lot upwards and I keep what falls outside the circle, the rest is Gods”.
These two look at the Rabbi questioningly?
He finishes his kosher sandwich and says, “Vell! God being God, I dispense with this circle monkey business and toss the money upwards with this prayer-God! You keep everything you need!”

Cowboys would put a lantern on their saddle at night so they could find their way home. This was was early............ Saddle Light Navigation

This..

Heading up THE CREEK by any chance ???

Guilty…

Batman after a year in Italy..

Can he sniff out the winning lottery ticket??

He is in training for just that.
Stay tuned.