An idea perhaps copy-catted from the recent surge in McMansions--on Miami Beach, the developers are razing '50s/'60s properties and the resultant homes have a slide from the 2nd story down to the pool.
I used to have to deal with such beasts at Charter Broker Shows. One well known lady came around our boat and snatched 2 family photos off the piano. "Child too ugly to appeal". We had prepped to leave that afternoon with the Owners, not charter guests.